Harry Burns: I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love...– when harry met sally
coworker 1: it’s 1000 dollars to get into the playboy mansion on Halloween coworker 2: WTF ?!? wat is there to see.. like scary boobs ?!?
They say celebs die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra...– Marseeah (via apsies)
I think poetry always comes out of what you don’t know. And with students I say,...– W.S. Merwin, 6/26/09 (via sometimesagreatnotion)
Mack never talks much about him, but when he does his face loses emotion like a...– The Shack. WM. Paul Young.
you could count the flowers here we’ve got...
But you can’t give your heart to a wild thing; the more you do, the stronger...– Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany’s (via wordplay) (via missb) (via paperbackgirl)
it is 8:00 AM. he is bobbing his head to Billie Jean on repeat, full blast. he does not know any of the lyrics so he just sort of half hums but is completely out of sync/tune. he then laughs. he is not aware that anyone is in the room with him. dad, u r my role model.
For weeks, Michelle Obama had been telling her staff and closest confidantes...– A First Lady Who Demands Substance - Washington Post truly inspirational.
top 5 places to move according to myself
1. manhattan (nyc in general) 2. taipei 3. SF 4. LA 5. seattle/shanghai tied. fight to the death.
first day of work
i did not get fired yet. excellent.
HEY LEFT EYELID
can you NOT decide to collapse like 50% of the time im awake. yr totally making being single a million times easier.
a quick self-test for narcissism
sometimesagreatnotion: Re: Catcher in the Rye if you think Holden Caulfield “gets it” and sees through people’s pretenses, you’re a narcissist. Unless you are under 25, in which case you are completely normal. if you think Holden Caulfield is really just sad and alienated, but afraid to take the dangerous steps towards adulthood and meaningful connections with other people, then you are...
i am feeling so young all of the sudden. THERE IS SO MUCH OUT THERE.
The definition of insanity is doing the same things and expecting a different...– Albert Einstein
this isn’t romantic, joe. it’s horrifying.– meredith, greys anatomy
i like that my nerd character is basically… me.– conan o’brien
so im like, on OCD cleaning spree the other day, and decide to ransack my car of all its uncleanliness. all i find are quarter-full bottles of jose cuervo and 3 snack bags of nacho cheesier doritoes and sour cream lays. snack bags. that means i wasnt even sharing. for further reference, see also: -receipts for del taco. -multiple used chapsticks -2 boxes of altoids, still wrapped in plastic....
we could get soo wasted, if you would’ve...
lilxjelly 12:41: oh man cute faces with short bodies = confusion :(
AzNsk8r169 11:46 dood pastor Godfrey says im pretty mature i really dont think i am doood i say some pretty stupid shit like when you ask me what i thought of her, i just said fail
So, Barzini will move against you first. He’ll set up a meeting with...– Don Corleone. The Godfather. 1972. such style.
compared to last wknd i might as well be dead for the amount of life i currently partake in.
12:55:24 AM patricia hou: see 12:55:30 AM patricia hou: i think i would have been better as a son 12:55:31 AM patricia hou: like 12:55:41 AM x sHhHhzZz x: that’s cuz you’re pretty much a guy
i don't think ill love anything as much
as this guy loves his magic tricks. like, he’s probably 60 or 70, and he just told me it took him 12 years to learn this particular rope trick. even in my slightly inebriated state, i calculated a phd with room to spare in the time it took for him to become kInG oF dA rOpE. all that aside, magic castle in hollywood was awesome. i need to become BFF with one of the magicians so i can get...
on the musical rent...
brother: its like dude lone guy w/o aids it might be good to make friends that wont all die within the year